Thursday, July 23, 2009

Strap-on review I did...

Someone told me that I need to start posting my material that actually gets published on here, and I thought that wasn't a bad idea... However, the language is a little more, say... colorful (?) than how I normally write, but hey, I'm trying to entertain people here. Or shock them. Either way, here it is. It's for a "trade" magazine for sex workers.


Mistress Veronica’s Choices:

Harness with adjustable O-Ring:


Better if you are a more experienced ass-jammer, and fuck sluts with varying levels of butt-sluttiness. Why? Because the point of having adjustable rings is to be able to adjust the size to take a cock with large or small girth. This way, whether you are fucking a novice or a slutty Nancy boy who needs a fat one, you’re ready to go. I have a Terra Firma, made by Stormy Leather, found at Babeland here: http://store.babeland.com/harnesses-2-strap/terra-firma-leather-d-ring The great thing about this model is that it is fully adjustable for different body sizes, and you can remove the pad for double dildo fun. It is also one of the only harnesses that will fit a dildo with a ball sack.



Harness with non-adjustable O-Ring or pre-attached dildo:


Clients will inevitably always, always want different sizes of dildo, so this is obviously not the most desirable option. If you must take this option, go for the medium-sized attached dildo, and get a small butt plug to boot. But this will probably just equal out to the price of a nice harness anyway, so why bother?


Harness Materials:

I have to say, I love leather. It looks professional, and it acts that way too. Vinyl is my second choice, but in my experience, not as durable. Also, try the damned thing on before you buy it. There are a lot of shitty harnesses out there. Don’t just think about material, look at the design. The kind that fits like a g-string is terribly uncomfortable. Get the kind with straps under the ass. It is also hard to find one that is not cheap leather or pleather. The Spare Parts Joque harness is polyester, so is durable, and a good option for vegans. http://store.babeland.com/harnesses-all/spareparts-joque-harness

7 comments:

hoodman said...

Good reviews and telling it like it is, i'd love to be a practice dummy someday.

Mistress Veronica NYC said...

Thanks, hoodman. Glad you enjoyed it. There are some funny scenes in the Bruno movie, regarding ass sex.

hoodman said...

i saw Bruno and indeed there were some hilarious scenes with ass play

Mistress Veronica NYC said...

I don't think I stopped laughing throughout the entire movie.

Call me Tim said...

By all means, post your published material or links to it. Colorful? That's fine with me. Good for my imagination.

Mistress Veronica NYC said...

Thanks! I shall!

Anonymous said...

Do you do strap on sessions? I thought you didn't?

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