Well, not really. Here are some videos that might make you giggle, as they do me. Or is it, "do I"? Well, grammar aside, enjoy:
The Legend of Crampus!
This makes me very happy.
Better Off Dead Christmas
Old Gregg
xoxo.
Monday, December 26, 2011
Friday, December 9, 2011
ZOMBIE PORN HIPPIE-DIPPY EXTRAVAGANZA!
That's not a B movie, but the title to the latest Masocast, featuring Me!
Follow this link and know more about me than you or I will ever be comfortable with: http://www.masocast.com/2011/12/04/mistress-veronicas-zombieporn-hippiedippie-extravaganza/
Follow this link and know more about me than you or I will ever be comfortable with: http://www.masocast.com/2011/12/04/mistress-veronicas-zombieporn-hippiedippie-extravaganza/
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Venus In Fur
No, I didn't get the name wrong, that's the title of a play on Broadway that I saw a few weeks ago. It is a two person, no intermission play about a playwright who is auditioning actresses to be Wanda in a rendition of the old book by Sacher-Masoch. And I have to say, it is tremendous.
There are so many different layers to the characters, so many things they realize about themselves, so many things they bring to light about BDSM, play, beauty, gender identification, etc. I could not recommend it more highly. It is the first kind of any media I've ever seen, read, heard, etc., that gave a clear idea of what a healthy BDSM dynamic can embody. And it made the concept digestible for the general (well, maybe New York theater-going) public. I did infact, see it last year when it was playing in the East Village (the same actress was Wanda) and bringing it to Broadway definitely made it a bit more "accessible" I suppose. The actors seemed to be talking more slowly and the jokes may be more slapstick, but all in all, I enjoyed it again. Even if there was a 70 year old lady coughing her lungs out in the front row.
It made me think about what exactly men are wanting not just from women in general, but specifically in a BDSM context. I feel that (as I've written before) certain men need (and perhaps women do too) to be submissive to a goddess-like figure. If you think about the imagery in many of our photos, they do tend to invoke a sort of Kali-like figure. An unforgiving, yet seductive goddess whose wrath is imminent. However, there are many such archetypical figures a domme photo may take on. In mine, I tend to inject them with playfulness and humor. Many people stick with the vinyl or latex-clad untouchable persona, and others still even pose in bikinis.
However! Back to the play... It deconstructs the book in a very charming way, even raising questions many feminist theorists would raise about it, such as: is he forcing her into a dominant role, or does she really want it? Therefore, is the role of ice queen "dominant" in this sense even really dominant if it is specifically for another's pleasure? After this, a series of twists and turns take place (oh, I don't want to ruin it for you, but I sooo do!), and we are left at the end wondering whether (or perhaps knowing outright) a goddess had just visited him in the night, reflecting back to him his prejudices, his simplifications, his banalities, and his sexuality.
It is simply exquisite. Get tickets now! And think of me...
xoxo.
There are so many different layers to the characters, so many things they realize about themselves, so many things they bring to light about BDSM, play, beauty, gender identification, etc. I could not recommend it more highly. It is the first kind of any media I've ever seen, read, heard, etc., that gave a clear idea of what a healthy BDSM dynamic can embody. And it made the concept digestible for the general (well, maybe New York theater-going) public. I did infact, see it last year when it was playing in the East Village (the same actress was Wanda) and bringing it to Broadway definitely made it a bit more "accessible" I suppose. The actors seemed to be talking more slowly and the jokes may be more slapstick, but all in all, I enjoyed it again. Even if there was a 70 year old lady coughing her lungs out in the front row.
It made me think about what exactly men are wanting not just from women in general, but specifically in a BDSM context. I feel that (as I've written before) certain men need (and perhaps women do too) to be submissive to a goddess-like figure. If you think about the imagery in many of our photos, they do tend to invoke a sort of Kali-like figure. An unforgiving, yet seductive goddess whose wrath is imminent. However, there are many such archetypical figures a domme photo may take on. In mine, I tend to inject them with playfulness and humor. Many people stick with the vinyl or latex-clad untouchable persona, and others still even pose in bikinis.
However! Back to the play... It deconstructs the book in a very charming way, even raising questions many feminist theorists would raise about it, such as: is he forcing her into a dominant role, or does she really want it? Therefore, is the role of ice queen "dominant" in this sense even really dominant if it is specifically for another's pleasure? After this, a series of twists and turns take place (oh, I don't want to ruin it for you, but I sooo do!), and we are left at the end wondering whether (or perhaps knowing outright) a goddess had just visited him in the night, reflecting back to him his prejudices, his simplifications, his banalities, and his sexuality.
It is simply exquisite. Get tickets now! And think of me...
xoxo.
Saturday, November 5, 2011
I don't give a flying fuck...
What you do for a living. In fact, I prefer if you're a plumber, or an MTA employee, or blue collar in general, because they are the people who really have to make an effort to see me.
Recently I've had a flurry of requests from people trying to win my "approval"...? By telling me that they are Wall Street affiliated (yeah, that's legit... NOT) or in some way a pillar of their community. No offense, but that means nothing. Your reputation in the vanilla world has absolutely no effect on how we will interact, or how I will respond to you. In fact, my best clients are people who have to save their pennies to see me. If you really want to session, read my About Page on my website, and assess whether our interests correspond. Even better, scroll down this page and figure out if I'm the kind of person you would like to have a chat with. Better yet, knock yourself out and read the blog in it's entirety. It might entertain you. But don't. Under any circumstances. Think that you have a leg up on anyone else because you're educated, wealthy, or "respected". Write me a nice email. Give as much detail as you can without making it a novel, and then shut up until I contact you.
xoxo.
Recently I've had a flurry of requests from people trying to win my "approval"...? By telling me that they are Wall Street affiliated (yeah, that's legit... NOT) or in some way a pillar of their community. No offense, but that means nothing. Your reputation in the vanilla world has absolutely no effect on how we will interact, or how I will respond to you. In fact, my best clients are people who have to save their pennies to see me. If you really want to session, read my About Page on my website, and assess whether our interests correspond. Even better, scroll down this page and figure out if I'm the kind of person you would like to have a chat with. Better yet, knock yourself out and read the blog in it's entirety. It might entertain you. But don't. Under any circumstances. Think that you have a leg up on anyone else because you're educated, wealthy, or "respected". Write me a nice email. Give as much detail as you can without making it a novel, and then shut up until I contact you.
xoxo.
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
We've got mail!
Welcome, everyone, to the updated version of my blog! My web address is still the same, obviously, so don't go freaking out. Find it here http://www.mistressveronicanyc.com if you already haven't (weirdly, because that should be more obvious than coming straight to the blog...). Feel free to leave thoughts, questions, shopping lists, whatever in the comments section. Hopefully I will have my Twitter feed and Follower List to the right ---> as soon as possible.
On another note, the Violent Fems party went off swimmingly as usual. Here is a nice thank you note I received today:
On another note, the Violent Fems party went off swimmingly as usual. Here is a nice thank you note I received today:
Thank you for another awesome party. It once again seemed to be a big success, and I know I had fun. It was great meeting Shae and seeing everyone there. It was particularly nice seeing you again.
Of all that occurred, the most lasting effect came from that fish thing you were using! I have bruises on my thighs from that thing! 
! Of course, some of it could also be due to Alex's boots, but I don't think those are what make the marks, I thing it was that darn fish! I like the way the marks look, I think they're awesome. I've washed the tights twice, and I think I can still detect a garlic smell!
! Of course, some of it could also be due to Alex's boots, but I don't think those are what make the marks, I thing it was that darn fish! I like the way the marks look, I think they're awesome. I've washed the tights twice, and I think I can still detect a garlic smell!I think you missed something that happened at the end of the night, just as I was saying goodbye to the crowd outside. As I turned to leave a large clove fell out from somewhere, I have no idea where. Everyone saw it and said that I was now laying garlic, like a chicken lays eggs. I picked it up to throw it away but Shae told me to put it in my mouth. Then she made me chew it, and swallow it. She stood right next to me so that she could hear the garlic being crunched in my teeth, and watched closely to make sure it was swallowed. That was really aweful. No matter what I did (brush teeth, floss, mouthwash, whiskey), I tasted that garlic all night -- every time I breathed. Yuck! Still, it was memorable!
Great party!
Thanks again.
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Thank YOU! And see you at the next one!
Check out the Violent Fems blog for details!! http://www.violentfems.blogspot.com
xoxox.
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Behind the scenes and such of the Attack Parties...
Psychobubbles is the tape model for our body chalk outline!
Round table planning of your demise!
Outside the clubhouse in broad daylight, looking for men to punish...
Gathered around for the raffle!
Perverts, perverts, everywhere!
See you at BillyMark's on Sunday! See blog below for details!xoxox.
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