Monday, August 18, 2014

HEY BOSTON! EXERCISE YOUR INFERIORITY COMPLEX TOMORROW AUGUST 19TH!

Everyone knows that a sense of inferiority infests Boston like a stinky sock you know exists but can't quite locate.   I intend to fully exploit that inferiority when I come for a visit tomorrow!  One day only. There are still a few openings left, so email me soon.

I am in the mood to do some seriously fucked up shit.  Also, I can't wait to taunt you about how terrible the Red Sox are doing now.  You might have some of the best academic institutions in the world, but you'll never be NYC no matter how hard you try.  Ha ha, you wicked retahds!

Email:  mistressveronicanyc@gmail.com


xoxox.

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

WASHINGTON DC SLUTS, PAIN-LOVERS, PANSY BOYS, AND BOTTOMS BEWARE!!!

Listen up, pissants!

Mistress Alex and I are taking a little vacation to your piddly-assed city for two days only! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for you straight-laced squares, so make your appointments now, as there will not be many left after this announcement. 

Email is our preferred mode of communication: 

mistressveronicanyc@gmail.com or submit@mistressalexnyc.com

If you absolutely must call because you are a complete luddite, you may, but be aware that we will probably bitch you out before you can get a word in edgewise: 

For Mme Veronica NYC: 646-397-3723

For Mistress Alex NYC: 646-360-0417


Websites: 

MISTRESS VERONICA NYC 

MISTRESS ALEX NYC 



You've been warned.



- Mme Veronica aka Da Kingpin

Thursday, August 7, 2014

A fuckin knife!

I am not one for taking selfies.  I am also not one for documenting every second of my life through my cellphone.  I hate that shit and could talk endlessly about how people are not living their lives but voyeuristically observing and never taking part in the moment. Oh, and don't get me started on going to music venues and people holding their fucking phones so you can't see the fucking.  And.  Phew. Breathe.

ANYWAY- last week my client John (aren't you all named that?:)) gave me the coolest fucking knife with arm/ankle band, and shit if I wasn't going to pretend I was Emma Peel and snap a few off, because it's fucking cool as shit, and did I mention it was fucking awesomely bad assedly awesome???  So you lucky bastards, here are some pictures of me hamming it up.  It is post session, so I am a bit "windswept".  I like it.  Enjoy.









And for those of you who need an explanation of the title of this post, and would also like a good laugh, the video below if from the wonderfully hilarious show, The Venture Bros.  If you haven't seen it, first of all:  What rock and where?  Second of all:  I envy you just a little bit because if you decide to watch it in it's entirety, you are in for a great treat.


























xoxo.
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