Sunday, February 28, 2010

Fuck the CW and the "confidentiality" they rode in on...

A few days ago, I received an email from some wannabe television drone for some show they are working on for that shitty network, the CW.  This is the email correspondence between the drone and me.  I will be updating this post as the emails progress (or deteriorate).  Enjoy!!


Good Afternoon,

I saw your profile on and I thought that you might be interested in the below opportunity.

The CW’s new docu-series, “Secrets,” is developing a new docu-reality series about young productive and high achieving women. But hidden beneath all the success are issues that are being kept secret.
Do you have a secret addiction or obsession that’s forcing you to live a double life? We want to know your stories.

We are looking to cast women between the ages of 18 and 30 who have a very active sex life.  The story will be told from your perspective, your words, your life. 

If you’d like to participate in this documentary series please visit our casting website at   and please mention that H referred you so that we can prioritize your application
Thanks! And I hope to hear from you soon!

***All applications and inquiries are confidential.

~ H (I am leaving their name confidential for obvious reasons)


Hi H,

I appreciate the offer, but am not secretive or ashamed of what I do for a living.

Good luck finding subjects.




Hi Veronica,
Thank you for getting back to me - If you are willing to share your story we would love to hear about it - please check out our casting website at and take a look at the producing team that you would work with if you are cast for this production as have over 20 years of tv production experience.  If you have any further questions, please feel free to email us at

Again, thank you for your response, and I look forward to possibly hearing from you again!



Again, as I told you, I do not keep my "alternative lifestyle" a secret from anyone, so would not be a good fit for your exploitative show.

In the future, it might behoove you to read people's emails before sending a (grammatically incorrect) response.  You might even get thoughtful, intelligent people to audition for you!  Although, that's not really what you're looking for, is it?



***  I mean, seriously.  Women between the ages of 18 and 30 with a "very active sex life"?  You mean motherfucking prostitutes?  Sex-addicted women?  Dominatrices?  Forgive me if I'm wrong (I'm not) but most prostitutes don't consider their work part of their "sex life".  Neither do most dominatrices.  It's kinda pathetic if you do, actually.  Automatically, also, I'm supposed be hiding what I do?  How is that?  Eh, I shouldn't be surprised that a casting gopher has no idea what they're looking for or how to approach people.  It is television, afterall.   ***

Friday, February 26, 2010

I am a foot nudist!!

Love, Laughter, and Truth (Bill Hicks)

In my mind, he was the greatest stand-up comedian of all time.  He died on this date in 1994 from pancreatic cancer.  He was only 32.  Here's a collection of some of my favorite bits:

The quality of this first video is low, but the content is great because he's performing at the 1990 Adult Video Awards, which was obviously an audience with which he felt very at home.  It is a great example of how seamlessly he could take a concept and base other jokes off of it, then refer back to the original idea, deepen it, and make it even funnier.  Over and over.  To understand what I mean, he asks the question in an earlier portion of the set (not shown):  "Does 'Do Not Disturb' mean, 'knock immediately' in Vietnamese?"  Referring to his hotel cleaning ladies.  Enjoy.

For the record, I am a huge fan of the hairy bobbing man-ass.

This is a classic bit, for those who are unfamiliar with his work:

One of the reasons why I really like him is because he was more of a philosopher than a jokester funny man with a schtick, who spews one liners and aims to please.  On the contrary, he often offended and alienated audiences with his ideas, which probably prevented him from achieving the mainstream success he deserved.  To me, this attitude is what makes him so admirable.  He said whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted- not to shock people, but to convey his sense of indignation, frustration, and love of a world for which he felt very ambivalent. (Alas!  The tears are welling in my eyes as I write!  Not)       

Here he is in London, spewing his philosophy-- or the way he ended many of his shows:

He wrote this right before he died:

"I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit."



Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Mistress Wynter (Part One)

*** EDITED *** If you have not been able to listen to the interview, it's because I am technically challenged, so have changed the format like seven times. Luckily, I have people around me who communicate with computers by typing instead of screaming at them, and understand what I'm saying when I refer to a file as a "dingy". So, thank you to those people. Everything should be fine now. I hope. 2/19/10 xoxoxoxox

Below is an interview I did recently for the FemDom Interview Forum at The Scene with Mistress Wynter. It was really fun, and had to be broken into two parts because there is just far too much information for one sitting. We touch on topics such as how the femdom scene in NY has changed (for good or bad), why I'm so cute, and why the hell she loves Columbo so much (although I think she may have a convert). Just click here:


Here is her website as well...

Mistress Wynter

***Thank you "Terri Gilliam" for helping me with the sound! Otherwise, my computer would be in pieces on the floor.***

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Happy V (eronica) Day...

Who am I kidding?  That's every day!

Here is a song that makes me want to celebrate:

Friday, February 12, 2010

Website Update!!


My website has been updated- new pics, new font, new minty fresh taste!

Go ahead, touch  My Monkey 



Sunday, February 7, 2010

"They all talk, fight, and love just one way... dirty."

 That's a quote from the trailer to "Teenage Gang Debs" (1966)Here's the rest of it:

"They're mean and vicious as the cement jungle they live in. Teenage Gang Debs, the go-go girls who go... too far.  Kick-happy, thrill-hungry, always reckless, and... willing.  From back room dinges, to back alley rumbles, anything goes... as long as it's violent.  They respect no law, but the code of the gang, and swear their allegiance... in blood.  Under-age, over-sexed-- girls who won't take "No" for an answer.  Teenage Gang Debs."

I am absolutely transfixed by the phenomenon of the Girl Gang of the 50's and 60's.  I can find almost no sociological data on how they actually lived, formed, or fought- however, there is plenty of stylish pulp to keep me occupied.  For instance, I immediately ran out and bought this book:

Here's the description from the back cover:

                                 "MEET THE DAGGER DEBS:

CARLA, scarred by knife wounds, clawing her way to gang leadership...  RENA, a two-fisted wildcat who hungered for love but fed on excitement...  MARIA, the mugger, conscious of what her lovely body could buy for her...  AMAZON, the fighter, a dangerous threat to both girls and boys...  TRUELOVE, pretty but violent and vicious...  POODIE, gentle on the outside but seething within.


I was inspired to go out and find this book and all comparable media I could, from reading about the original gangsta girls in San Francisco, which is helped run by Mme Katorga.  I contacted her about it, and she enthusiastically gave me her blessing to create my own NYC contingent.  Their hilarious fucking website can be found here:

Girl Gang Fridays

Kidnappings, gang rapes, prison-style beat downs, interrogations, female aliens intent on sterilizing all the men on Earth, sadistic nurses who terrorize their patients...  the possibilities are endless!  Maybe we could have an East Coast vs. West Coast rivalry,  a la Biggie Smalls and Tupac!  Sans the guns or the drugs.  Or the rap music.  I intend for us having plenty of ho's though, natch.

In most of the media I've found, girl gangs were the female contingent of some menacing all-male gang.  For instance, if a guy gang were called The Daggers, the girls would call themselves The Dagger Debs.  Of course, we would flip that around and have the boys be our auxiliary who get bossed around and help prepare for us for our tyrannical excursions.  So, not only will we find "unsuspecting" men to bully, we would have a permanent little cheerleading squad as well!  Phew!  I need a cold shower...

Here are some campy trailers I found, which impart the "spirit" the gang should have:

Teenage Gang Debs

Ed Wood's- The Violent Years

High School Hellcats

I really like this trailer, because it's a gang of women criminals who "graduate to big-time crime",

Girls On The Loose

and of course, I couldn't leave out the seminal classic,

Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Enjoy the videos!  I did.


Veronica Vicious