Monday, August 18, 2014

HEY BOSTON! EXERCISE YOUR INFERIORITY COMPLEX TOMORROW AUGUST 19TH!

Everyone knows that a sense of inferiority infests Boston like a stinky sock you know exists but can't quite locate.   I intend to fully exploit that inferiority when I come for a visit tomorrow!  One day only. There are still a few openings left, so email me soon.

I am in the mood to do some seriously fucked up shit.  Also, I can't wait to taunt you about how terrible the Red Sox are doing now.  You might have some of the best academic institutions in the world, but you'll never be NYC no matter how hard you try.  Ha ha, you wicked retahds!

Email:  mistressveronicanyc@gmail.com


xoxox.

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