This is a gchat exchange I had with one of my former clients who's a little on the shall we say... naive (?) side. I absolutely despise gchatting, but thought I would have some fun. "Me" is clearly Me. Enjoy:
me: I got a sex change, didn't you hear???
mordi: No omg
Tell me about it please
me: Yeah, I have a huge dick now
all the way down my thight
mordi: Mean it??
mordi: Wow ure so brave
me: yes, i feel more whole as a person
mordi: Did ure voice change too?
me: yes, and I am growing a beard!
mordi: Don't do that
me: I have huge balls now too.
mordi: U look so beautiful
What could be better then a good looking woman with a big dick
me: yeah, but now i have a huge mandingo cock and swinging fucking hairy bowling balls between my thighs
gee, im not sure.
mordi: How big?
me: 14 inches
you can pick them out of a catalogue now
mordi: Oh my g-ddddd
Where do u hide it?
me: it was same day surgery too, in and out
Why would I want to hide it???
mordi: When was that?
When u go out-must be quite obvious
Wow now I understand y u were hooked up to those vids
me: It is very obvious, yes.
what vids? oh of gay cock sucking?
mordi: Somthing -- daddy
Those jail movies
me: Oh, SCUM. With Ray Winstone.
me: It's so big, I can suck it myself now
I can get the tip in my mouth
mordi: Wow wow
Getting me scared omg
Fucked already with it?
me: yeah, i made a bunch of guys choke on it in a big leather daddy circle jerk the other night
mordi: Gotto cum see u now
Didn't invite me
me: i know, right? I'm stroking it right now
I can hardly get my hand around it
mordi: Fucked any girls yet?
me: i have to use two hands!
mordi: Thick too?
me: oh yes
mordi: When did u get it?
no wait, a few days ago
i haven't slept because i've been jerking it constantly
mordi: Ure so strong wow
Real daddy now
How many times can u cum?
me: I'm unsure, but it's like a damned cum sprinkler
mordi: Now u gotto tell what's more pleasure to fuck? R getting fucked?
me: I am just enjoying cumming all over my room on every wall
mordi: Ure so horny mam wow
No mam anymore man lol
me: Yes, I'm just a big hunk of man meat.
Big Daddy Beefcake, that's what I make the circle jerk guys call me.
Down at Rawhide.
mordi: What do ure gfs say about it?
me: Have you ever been there?
My girlfriends don't know!
They are going to be shocked!!
me: Yes, the gay bar.
mordi: Where's that?
me: In Chelsea, of course.
mordi: Na I'm not gay
me: Yeah, me neither.