Like a bad joke that you never get tired of, here is yet another installment of what I'm going to call, "Thursdays with Mordi".
mordi: Hey daddy
What's goin on?
Out in da catskills now
Sent at 11:16 PM on Thursday
mordi: Its no more miss its master lol
Sent at 11:18 PM on Thursday
me: oh you are just looking to get horny now, aren't you?
do you know that I got my vagina back today?
mordi: Just discussed u with a friend
Cum of it?
me: got tired of having that cock. couldn't keep it because was jerking off too much
mordi: Ure kidding?
Wanted to come over with fay
me: and have her suck my cock??
me: oh that's too bad
she'd have to settle for rubber
although i guess i could get it re-attached
mordi: Did u really have one?
Are ure just pulling my leg?
i guess you'll never know.
mordi: I think I do:)
me: you are too clever for words!
mordi: When u told its 14
inches that's when I got suspicious
If u would say 8-9 would of made abit of sense
me: Why would I lie to you?
Modern science is an awe-inspiring thing.
mordi: I'm sooo happy now luvya baby
me: you're da best.
mordi: Just read recently on
news about da longest cock
Having problems when going through security
An his was just about 14 in
me: I had a bf who was a bit over 12"
mordi: So it didn't sound right in 1st place
me: ive seen people with bigger, though
me: no, i can get any kind i want!
i look in the catalogue and they gave it to me, but it was too heavy.
mordi: No too many 14s around
Don need more then 9
me: well, you're just not being ambitious enough
mordi: Maybe thick but not longer
Well I'm realistic
Sent at 11:29 PM on Thursday
mordi: Anyway nice talkin to u babe luvya gnite<3
Sent at 11:35 PM on Thursday