HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

So, this happened...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/08/mika-brzezinski-furries-awkward-morning-joe-segment_n_6288468.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

The first subbie to solve the equation in the picture below will win a half-price session with Me!  I will be nice, as I know it's not easy, so if you can NAME the compound, I will give you 10% off.  The first person to solve the equation wins, so do it NOW!

My Thirstiest, Most Insatiable Piss Slave...

I've been seeing a slave since April who seems to have a bottomless thirst for piss.  No matter how much I produce for him, or how often I do it to him, his constant need for it both astonishes me and endears.  It is almost as if it is giving him life...  feeding him in some way...  I have found myself bottling it up and saving it for him, just so I can pour it lovingly all over his body and into his hungry holes.  Almost every time I see him, he gives me the most gorgeous flowers.  I think I'm falling in love!

I took some sexy pictures and posted them below for all my little pee-pee voyeurs:

The delivery device!

The bottle, prepared just for him.

Frederick!  My one truest, most insatiable piss boy!

Fledgling little peons.



HA HA!

Well sorry to disappoint (not really), but if you want a great piss fantasy, you can come see me in person.   The pictures are real, however, so that bottle is actually filled with my pee.  Urea contains nitrogen, which plants love.  I have been using it in my garden, and as you can see, the results have been quite successful.

XOXOXO.

HEY BOSTON! EXERCISE YOUR INFERIORITY COMPLEX TOMORROW AUGUST 19TH!

Everyone knows that a sense of inferiority infests Boston like a stinky sock you know exists but can't quite locate.   I intend to fully exploit that inferiority when I come for a visit tomorrow!  One day only. There are still a few openings left, so email me soon.

I am in the mood to do some seriously fucked up shit.  Also, I can't wait to taunt you about how terrible the Red Sox are doing now.  You might have some of the best academic institutions in the world, but you'll never be NYC no matter how hard you try.  Ha ha, you wicked retahds!

Email:  mistressveronicanyc@gmail.com


xoxox.

WASHINGTON DC SLUTS, PAIN-LOVERS, PANSY BOYS, AND BOTTOMS BEWARE!!!

Listen up, pissants!

Mistress Alex and I are taking a little vacation to your piddly-assed city for two days only! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for you straight-laced squares, so make your appointments now, as there will not be many left after this announcement. 

Email is our preferred mode of communication: 

mistressveronicanyc@gmail.com or submit@mistressalexnyc.com

If you absolutely must call because you are a complete luddite, you may, but be aware that we will probably bitch you out before you can get a word in edgewise: 

For Mme Veronica NYC: 646-397-3723

For Mistress Alex NYC: 646-360-0417


Websites: 

MISTRESS VERONICA NYC 

MISTRESS ALEX NYC 



You've been warned.



- Mme Veronica aka Da Kingpin

A fuckin knife!

I am not one for taking selfies.  I am also not one for documenting every second of my life through my cellphone.  I hate that shit and could talk endlessly about how people are not living their lives but voyeuristically observing and never taking part in the moment. Oh, and don't get me started on going to music venues and people holding their fucking phones so you can't see the fucking.  And.  Phew. Breathe.

ANYWAY- last week my client John (aren't you all named that?:)) gave me the coolest fucking knife with arm/ankle band, and shit if I wasn't going to pretend I was Emma Peel and snap a few off, because it's fucking cool as shit, and did I mention it was fucking awesomely bad assedly awesome???  So you lucky bastards, here are some pictures of me hamming it up.  It is post session, so I am a bit "windswept".  I like it.  Enjoy.

And for those of you who need an explanation of the title of this post, and would also like a good laugh, the video below if from the wonderfully hilarious show, The Venture Bros.  If you haven't seen it, first of all:  What rock and where?  Second of all:  I envy you just a little bit because if you decide to watch it in it's entirety, you are in for a great treat.

xoxo.