Thursday, January 21, 2010

Bill Murray, is that you??



I have a client who won't talk to me.  He sends me presents but refuses to call me over the phone.  He lives in New York, but cannot come to see me in person.  He also cannot walk into Victoria's Secret to buy a pair of panties, and take a picture of his ass in them.  He's too nervous, he says.  Which is totally valid, and means absolutely nothing, except perhaps he is a bit of a novice, and possibly a bit paranoid.

But.

I like to fantasize that it's Bill Murray, who is afraid that I would recognize his voice immediately if he ever were to call.  So he just has to keep sending me gifts and stifled emails in order to assuage his frustrated attentions.

Right??  Could be.  No?

Well, just in case it IS you, I can promise confidentiality, Girl Scouts honor.  We can even have a role play where I am possessed by Zuul, and seduce Venkman into succumbing to my demonic power!  Then we can both laugh, and eat candybars together in a pool-  whoops!  Mine dropped, ha ha!  See the fun we will have together?

I just had to put that out there.  Just in case.

Sigh.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is that something like financial domination? he gifts and expects nothing in return
(i am not he guy)- really

advochasty said...

Oh he'd probably see you from a cab on the way to the airport, jump out and whisper something in your ear none of the rest of us could hear, kiss you and leave.

Then again, one never knows, do one? At least ya put it out there!

Mistress Veronica NYC said...

Lol, advo, that's right, you never do know! Although with most debilitating crushes, I'm 99.999% sure it not him. Alas!

Anon-

It is not financial domination in my eyes, but simply a shy person who wants to show his interest. I consider financial domming to involve some sort of demand. I am merely pleasantly surprised by him every so often. I really do think that he wants to talk to me, he just can't.

Anonymous said...

You seem to be "above" financial domination. Is that true?

Mistress Veronica NYC said...

Anon,

Financial domination is somewhat strange because I feel like it's strong-arming money out of people. It seems too much like manipulation and even begging to me, so no, I don't do it.

However, I do like to receive gifts. Doesn't everyone?

Anonymous said...

Reading these posts I realized that Gifting you was fun!
chris

Mistress Veronica NYC said...

Chris, you're the bee's knees.

I enjoy when you gift me too!

I guess this means you're not Bill Murray. But that's okay.

Anonymous said...

I should give more-
chris

Mistress Veronica NYC said...

I certainly will not stop you!

The Hermit said...

Sometimes I get anonymous phone calls but I don't think it's the great Bill Murray but Murray Head

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns1IdhdJRqo

Mistress Veronica NYC said...

Hermy,

Well, he's certainly not F. Murray Abraham...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXX58mNfgyM

The Hermit said...

Well done Mistress. Very nice indeed.

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