Boys, please! No wonder you need a good whipping!
Some of my favorites:
Microwaved canteloupe with a hole in it
Hand run under a hot faucet
A vacuum with hose attachment
and last but not least... a greased up garbage bag?!
I really want to hear the strangest ways any of you have "gotten nice" with yourselves.
Don't be shy! But it will be used against you...