or else other information which might surprise (an answer to a post of the same name on MF):
1. I'm a peeping tom. I look in people's windows when I walk by.
2. Conversely, I am an exhibitionist and love to get changed in front of open windows, or else shower with a window open.
3. I have passed out on a sidewalk.
4. I have thrown someone down a flight of stairs (believe me, he deserved it, and was unscathed other than his ego).
5. I won the church hula hoop contest when I was 14.
6. All of my teenage crushes have turned out to be gay, therefore making me a fag hag by proxy. (And proud of it!)
7. I've fucked underneath the Irish Hunger Memorial Garden.
8. When walking around late at night, I look for open doors to apartment buildings, so I that I can climb onto the rooftop to check out the view.
9. I can hold my liquor better than you.
10. I once jerked my beau off beneath a table while chatting with friends at a restaurant.
11. I'm a certified herbalist.
12. My first foray into the scene was as a sub (gasp!), and was a guinea pig for a couple who collected antique doctor's equipment.
13. I have licked ass. If you had seen it, you wouldn't be able to help yourself either.
14. i was banned from the senior prom.
15. I listen to the radio constantly, although I often shut it off in a fit of frustration.
16. I snuck out of the house once to go to the Billy Joel/ Elton John "Flaming Piano's" concert. I'm not proud of it. My tastes have changed vastly since then.
17. I am bored with MF most of the time.
18. I used to have surreptitious make out sessions on my bed with a neighbor while my parents were at work when I was 13. He was 16.
19. I sold everything I owned when I was 25 to go to Europe.
20. I hate yuppies, but will take their money.
21. I've worked for Harvard University.
22. I ardently love Dirty Dancing, and will argue the progressiveness of it's themes and the subtleties of the dialogue until I'm blue in the face.
23. I think I am a terrific rapper, but that might be because no one else has ever heard me.
24. I own a pink butt plug.
25. I just joined Twitter, but am unsure whether that makes me a douche bag.
FYI- My handle is MstrssVeronica